In this episode, our intrepid hosts talk "laying the pipe", "snaking the drain", and "the devil's stinky goo" in the daily standup. They move on to the Deep Dive and desk decorations, and what fluids you can and can't have in a jar on your desk.

Our intrepid hosts lament the passing of the late and great R. Lee Ermy. They discuss the problems facing Walden Pppppppond (there's a lot of "p") in the daily standup then discuss work wardrobes and the Budweiser Boobie Bash of 98'-99' in the deep dive.

Our intrepid hosts pontificate on outdoor cooking before discussing terrible team-building attempts in the deep dive. The conversation takes a turn into familiar territory as the hosts answer an audience question about others who are oblivious in the office. The hosts then tackle an issue from the internet involving the itemization of sex butts for insurance purposes.

Our intrepid hosts talk a different kind of "work culture" as they expound upon the mysteries of odd dairy products before providing a strategy for clandestine conference room quality in the deep dive. They move on to answer an audience question about excorcismic expectoration before retelling the final moments of the Keeper of MySpace in the issue from the internet (also, a little tidbit about insurance fraud).

Our intrepid hosts tell the tale of the Great Spring Bukkake Festival that happens every year in the south before tackling contentious coworker conversation in the deep dive. They then answer an audience question concerning friends in high places, and then finish strong with a guide on how to phone-bomb your most dire enemies.

Our intrepid hosts discuss Barbie's super fabulous boy toy from the 90s before discussing Hot Pocket pilferers in the deep dive. They answer an audience question about sword-based cake slicing and finish with an issue from the internet about the benefits package when working for a super villain.

Our intrepid hosts return to their roots in a discussion of the hilarious Netflix baking show "Nailed It" before discussing the great Thermostat Wars that plague offices around the globe. They discuss an audience question about flaky bosses before delving into an issue from the internet about font-based war crimes.

A quick note: Derrick unfortunately forgot to check his audio equipment before recording, so his audio is sub par. We apologize for the quality!

Our intrepid hosts ponder padawan possibilities in the daily stand up before moving on to discuss tattoos in the workplace in the deep dive. They answer an audience question about after-work activities before tackling an internet issue about thwarting would-be home invaders.

Our intrepid hosts discuss only the most prestigious of Winter Olympic sports before tackling oblivious office orators in the Deep Dive. The audience question threatens to tear the friendship of our beloved band of hosts apart, and the issue from the internet brings out salacious details of the horrors that have befallen Derrick's furniture.

Our intrepid hosts tackle the tricky topic of high school reunions. Then, in the most food-centric bit of the show to date, they give tips on how to squeeze every last morsel out of business travel per diem. They move on to advising a listener on how to take control of a meeting with bubble pipes and a monocle before workshopping their idea for competitive piano blood sport.

Our intrepid hosts discuss board games that never forget, office festivity foibles, unsavory scratching (and other related sanitation issues), and the greenery gestapo.

Our intrepid hosts pitch a new international home automation solution and delve into the colloquial etymology of age-inappropriate nicknames. Then, when they least expect it, an old nemesis reappears to thwart our would-be heroes. With the foe still nipping at their heels, the hosts move on to a rousing conversation on modern day battle-tanks as a means of conveyance.

Our intrepid hosts discuss a visit to a nice bed and brothel, wardrobe woes, genital jangling, and pitch a new idea on a boy-building business.

Our intrepid hosts discuss takeout troubles, flu follies, gossip gaffes, and handshake hullabaloo. 

Our intrepid hosts discuss inedible infants, tackle the issue of noise pollution in the office, give advice about creative differences, and daydream of a workplace filled with wildlife.

The hosts discuss pastry from over the pond, the troubles of traveling for work, a question from the audience about hallway horrors, and a couple of issues from the internet about a cake break and snoozing on the clock.

An introduction to our intrepid hosts, a discussion of a pressing worklife topic, a question from the audience, and a disturbing issue from the interwebs.